Socially Awkward Penguin

Female coworker stays over a hour after her shift ends talking about how she has no plans for the night. I respond, "Well why are you staying here so late? You better leave to go make some plans. "

Female coworker stays over a hour after her shift ends talking about how she has no plans for the night. I respond,

Enjoy only a few glasses of screwdriver for the night Go on drunken rant across All my Subreddits

Enjoy only a few glasses of screwdriver for the night Go on drunken rant across All my Subreddits  Socially Awkward Penguin

Falls asleep browsing reddit at 2am Dreams about having successful reddit posts

Falls asleep browsing reddit at 2am Dreams about having successful reddit posts  Socially Awkward Penguin

"That's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen" "In person"

Walks into wrong class after class has begun sits down anyway to avoid the embarrassment of leaving

Walks into wrong class after class has begun sits down anyway to avoid the embarrassment of leaving  Socially Awkward Penguin

old college crush is cashiering while you're in line with mom laugh hysterically and bucksnort, still doesn't notice you

old college crush is cashiering while you're in line with mom laugh hysterically and bucksnort, still doesn't notice you  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Did you know it's Steak and Blowjob Day?" "I'm a vegetarian."

Lost cell phone again, so friend calls it Boobs ring

Lost cell phone again, so friend calls it Boobs ring  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meal description sounds delicious I don't order it because I can't pronouce the name

Meal description sounds delicious  I don't order it because I can't pronouce the name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to mall to bring sister her xanax arrives early waits in bathroom stall

Goes to mall to bring sister her xanax arrives early  waits in bathroom stall  Socially Awkward Penguin
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