Socially Awkward Penguin

GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE WAS "LATE" YESTERDAY "APRIL FOOLS?"

GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE WAS

Fire in the nightclub still can't break the ice

Fire in the nightclub still can't break the ice  Socially Awkward Penguin

thinking of recent awkward memory and ways it could of went better interrupted by someone asking why are you talking to yourself

thinking of recent awkward memory and ways it could of went better interrupted by someone asking why are you talking to yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'll just come back to it later."

Goes to Subway Adrenaline rush before ordering

Goes to Subway Adrenaline rush before ordering  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl looks over and asks if I remember her. I lie and say yes. She was talking to the person behind me.

Girl looks over and asks if I remember her.
I lie and say yes. She was talking to the person behind me.  Socially Awkward Penguin

has 50+ friends online on FB chat "probably shouldn't message any of them... don't want them to think i'm annoying"

has 50+ friends online on FB chat

person you know working the register at a fast food joint never eat there again

person you know working the register at a fast food joint never eat there again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sends crush kony 2012 link on facebook because she went to occupy wall street one time. Expects her to fall in love with you

Sends crush kony 2012 link on facebook because she went to occupy wall street one time.
   Expects her to fall in love with you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Corrects grammatical mistakes on letter drafted by boss Dreads impending confrontation all day

Corrects grammatical mistakes on letter drafted by boss   Dreads impending confrontation all day  Socially Awkward Penguin
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