Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the bathroom CHECKS FLY SIX TIMES BEFORE leaving

goes to the bathroom  CHECKS FLY SIX TIMES BEFORE leaving  Socially Awkward Penguin

Poops in roommate's bathroom Forgets to flush

Poops in roommate's bathroom Forgets to flush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Play an mmo, asked to team Unplug the ethernet cable to simulate a d/c

Play an mmo, asked to team Unplug the ethernet cable to simulate a d/c  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try telling a joke at work people now think ill kill them unless they give me a candy bar

Try telling a joke at work people now think ill kill them unless they give me a candy bar  Socially Awkward Penguin

follow-up call at 9:30 with company whose product i forgot to look over record "out of office 'til next week" voicemail message at 9:25

follow-up call at 9:30 with company whose product i forgot to look over record

Pay with debit, knowing you have more than enough money in your bank Still freak out waiting for it to get accepted

Pay with debit, knowing you have more than enough money in your bank Still freak out waiting for it to get accepted  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets flirted with by girl at fast food place pulls out smartphone while he waits for order

Gets flirted with by girl at fast food place pulls out smartphone while he waits for order  Socially Awkward Penguin

bump into inanimate object "excuse me"

bump into inanimate object

Uses information from social media to start a conversation gets called a creeper

Uses information from social media to start a conversation gets called a creeper  Socially Awkward Penguin

poops at school gets caught exiting teachers' bathroom

poops at school gets caught exiting
teachers' bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin
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