Socially Awkward Penguin

gets haircut at spanish speaking hair salon To avoid a forced 20 minute conversation

gets haircut at spanish speaking hair salon To avoid a forced 20 minute conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees girl post like and i'll rate on facebook. waits until another guy likes it then likes it.

sees girl post like and i'll rate on facebook. waits until another guy likes it then likes it.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to non-white person, uses broken english to make it "easier for them to understand" english is their first language

Talking to non-white person, uses broken english to make it

Lady offers compliment via text googles proper ways to respond.

Lady offers compliment via text googles proper ways to respond.  Socially Awkward Penguin

21 years old, Goes to liquor store with valid ID gained 60 pounds since id photo was taken, cashier thinks it's fake

21 years old, Goes to liquor store with valid ID
 gained 60 pounds since id photo was taken, cashier thinks it's fake  Socially Awkward Penguin

Battery in car dies Guess I'm not going to work today

Battery in car dies
 Guess I'm not going to work today  Socially Awkward Penguin

NO That is not a boner, it is the fucking crease in the jeans goddammit

NO That is not a boner, it is the fucking crease in the jeans goddammit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Birthday is tomorrow guess who deleted their facebook account

Birthday is tomorrow guess who deleted their facebook account  Socially Awkward Penguin

blows nose flushes tissue down the toilet so it doesn't look like a fapkin

blows nose flushes tissue down the toilet so it doesn't look like a fapkin  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leave show early worry about getting heckled after you leave

Leave show early worry about getting heckled after you leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
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