Socially Awkward Penguin

don't go into the west wing that was a joke

don't go into the west wing that was a joke  Socially Awkward Penguin

getting confused juggling memes about innocent saps and memes about pathetically moronic jerk-offs

getting confused juggling memes about innocent saps  and memes about pathetically moronic jerk-offs   Socially Awkward Penguin

Let's get this party started bitches sits in corner drinking cider

Let's get this party started bitches sits in corner drinking cider  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'll have the usual. So, what's that?

I'll have the usual. So, what's that?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress: "Enjoy your meal!" ME: "You too!"

Waitress:

Taking a crap in public bathroom holds it in until the ohter guy leaves

Taking a crap in public bathroom holds it in until the ohter guy leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl behind the Reception Desk at the gym says "Have a great work out" respond "You too!"

Cute girl behind the Reception Desk at the gym says

Open door for pretty girl Injure yourself in the process

Open door for pretty girl Injure yourself in the process  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone conversation ended 10 minutes ago still holding phone up to ear

Phone conversation ended 10 minutes ago still holding phone up to ear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Like cute girls Facebook comment Get adrenaline rush

Like cute girls Facebook comment  Get adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin
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