Socially Awkward Penguin

sees group of girls in yoga pants ahead instantly pulls out phone and pretends to text to avoid looking creepy

sees group of girls in yoga pants ahead instantly pulls out phone 
and pretends to text to 
avoid looking creepy   Socially Awkward Penguin

Bumps into girl in loud lecture, whisper sorry She whispers "its ok" back

Bumps into girl in loud lecture, whisper sorry She whispers

Dad gave me a pack of condoms for my birthday they've all expired now

Dad gave me a pack of condoms for my birthday they've all expired now  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl says "hey come sit next to me" "Are you sure there's room?"

Cute girl says

Working on an S.O.A. project Have you ever used SOAP?

Working on an S.O.A. project Have you ever used SOAP?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with physically attractive lady strut into lamppost

Makes eye contact with physically attractive lady strut into lamppost  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes a bathroom stall next to someone else Waits until they leave before actually using it

Takes a bathroom stall next to someone else Waits until they leave before actually using it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Classes canceled everywhere else Except geneva

Classes canceled everywhere else Except geneva  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doorbell rings Adrenaline rush

Doorbell rings Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress tries to make smalltalk Pretends to read article on phone

Waitress tries to make smalltalk Pretends to read article on phone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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