Socially Awkward Penguin

think i feel a draft down there, check fly isn't open everyone in the room thinks i'm playing with myself

think i feel a draft down there, check fly isn't open everyone in the room thinks i'm playing with myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

KNOWS TOP POLITICAL QUESTIONS "DO YOU LIKE CATS?"

KNOWS TOP POLITICAL QUESTIONS

Meet cute Brazilian international student at happy hour. Try to explain the Hulk movie thread to her.

Meet cute Brazilian international student at happy hour. Try to explain the Hulk movie thread to her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Show ASMR video to a friend

Show ASMR video to a friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only pumps $10 in gas pretends to pump longer so no one thinks I'm poor.

Only pumps $10 in gas pretends to pump longer so no one thinks  I'm poor.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute waitress flirts with me while I'm eating with my dad Dad has to point out that she's flirting with me

Cute waitress flirts with me while I'm eating with my dad Dad has to point out that she's flirting with me   Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet lovely german girl keep bringing up nazis

Meet lovely german girl keep bringing up nazis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looks at hot girl's facebook page gets nervous and starts sweating

Looks at hot girl's facebook page gets nervous and starts sweating  Socially Awkward Penguin

quiet part in movie stop eating popcorn

quiet part in movie stop eating popcorn  Socially Awkward Penguin

Think people can hear my music through my headphones. Keep headphones in, but turns off music.

Think people can hear my music through my headphones. Keep headphones in, but turns off music.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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