Socially Awkward Penguin

Waves back to a complete stranger Who was waving at the guy behind me.

Waves back to a complete stranger Who was waving at the guy behind me.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like paper or plastic?" "Sure."

Gets cummed on, possibly raped, in a hotel "I don't want to make a fuss"

Gets cummed on, possibly raped, in a hotel

Sees cute girl sitting by herself in school Goes to the end of the room so not to maintain eye contact and look like a creep

Sees cute girl sitting by herself in school Goes to the end of the room so not to maintain eye contact and look like a creep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go rev killing and spot pkers says hi

Go rev killing and spot pkers says hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets great haircut from super friendly hairdresser never goes back because of fear of conversation

Gets great haircut from super friendly hairdresser never goes back because of fear of conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

picks up cute girls pen after she dropped it got so nervous giving it back i accidentally stabbed her in the hand with it

picks up cute girls pen after she dropped it got so nervous giving it back i accidentally stabbed her in the hand with it  Socially Awkward Penguin

see an acquaintance approaching from up the street iphone at the ready for "incidental" downward glance

see an acquaintance approaching from up the street iphone at the ready for

sitting in window seat, has to use the bathroom holds it until flight is over

sitting in window seat, has to use the bathroom holds it until flight is over  Socially Awkward Penguin

''Tell A friend'' Tells his mom

''Tell A friend'' Tells his mom  Socially Awkward Penguin
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