Socially Awkward Penguin

Come in late But I know everything

Come in late But I know everything  Socially Awkward Penguin

nobody sees you enter room remain silent

nobody sees you enter room remain silent  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the bar stands in corner and listens to ipod

goes to the bar stands in corner and listens to ipod  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl wrote on my wall she wants to fuck

girl wrote on my wall she wants to fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pingu wants you to know... You get PIMP hand if you don't make money...

Pingu wants you to know... You get PIMP hand if you don't make money...  Socially Awkward Penguin

shuffle chair to cover fart forgets chair is on carpet

shuffle chair to cover fart forgets chair is on carpet  Socially Awkward Penguin

in the car, when a cheerful beggar on the road greets me and says "Drive safely" "you too"

in the car, when a cheerful beggar on the road greets me and says

Can i use it??? I mean on you. You. Not me.

Can i use it??? I mean on you. You. Not me.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Flies to Germany from America. Only drinks Irish beer.

Flies to Germany from America. Only drinks Irish beer.  Socially Awkward Penguin

coworker starts going the wrong way while giving me a ride home have her drop me off at a random house a quarter of a mile in the wrong direction and walk home

coworker starts going the wrong way while giving me a ride home have her drop me off at a random house a quarter of a mile in the wrong direction and walk home  Socially Awkward Penguin
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