Socially Awkward Penguin

Afraid to leave Minnesota Because the people might not be as nice

Afraid to leave Minnesota  Because the people might not be as nice  Socially Awkward Penguin

isn't wearing his contact lenses accidentally snubs people he knows

isn't wearing his contact lenses accidentally snubs people he knows  Socially Awkward Penguin

ipod battery dies at school leaves headphones in so no one talks to you

ipod battery dies at school leaves headphones in so no one talks to you    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits on a subway seat doesn't know where to look

Sits on a subway seat doesn't know where to look  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is dating a foreign exchange student because he doesn't know how to talk to girls

Is dating a foreign exchange student because he doesn't know how to talk to girls  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask friend to hang out Friday night "Sorry I got to do my taxes"

Ask friend to hang out Friday night

on reddit while standing in front of urinal accused of trying to take picture of my dick

on reddit while standing in front of urinal accused of trying to take picture of my dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

See co-worker who I barely talk to waiting for elevator pretend i'm on the phone so I can take the next one

See co-worker who I barely talk to waiting for elevator pretend i'm on the phone so I can take the next one  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you enjoy your food" "you too"

"Don't mind me sitting on your porch by myself" "I'm just waiting for your son to get out of the shower so we can go to dinner."

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