Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl says "hi" to me in hallway Cough and continue walking, acting like nothing happened.

Hot girl says

Tries to hug someone that was sitting down Ends up looking like i'm strangling them

Tries to hug someone that was sitting down Ends up looking like i'm strangling them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl has crush on you for 4 and a half years Accidently Friend Zones Her

Girl has crush on you for 4 and a half years Accidently Friend Zones Her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wears sweatpants Has multiple erections during class

Wears sweatpants Has multiple erections during class  Socially Awkward Penguin

is seen by window cleaners as they clean bedroom window hides when they ring doorbell

is seen by window cleaners as they clean bedroom window hides when they ring doorbell  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets permission to come over to friends house waits ten minutes to not look desperate

Gets permission to come over to friends house waits ten minutes to not look desperate  Socially Awkward Penguin

What's on your forehead? "It's ash wednesday"

What's on your forehead?

hot girl compliments my sense of style "thank you very nice"

hot girl compliments my sense of style

Finally got my friend to join reddit I can't answer any of his questions from lurking for so long

Finally got my friend to join reddit I can't answer any of his questions from lurking for so long  Socially Awkward Penguin

O shit hot girl walking up! better act like im texting

O shit hot girl walking up! better act like im texting  Socially Awkward Penguin
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