Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a call to friends house. "Hi Can I talk to joe?" Already talking to Joe

Make a call to friends house.

Finds Mom's sex toy It's a fleshligh

Finds Mom's sex toy It's a fleshligh  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to fart on friend shits

tries to fart on friend shits    Socially Awkward Penguin

Jehovah's Witnesses Come walking up to the house Hide, Quick!

Jehovah's Witnesses Come walking up to the house  Hide, Quick!   Socially Awkward Penguin

Puts other backpack strap on in the hallway Punches a girl walking past

Puts other backpack strap on in the hallway Punches a girl walking past  Socially Awkward Penguin

comes up with a witty and insightful response "I respectfully disagree because.. um..."

comes up with a witty and insightful response

Gets into last cubicle, disgusting from previous use Cleans the toilet so people don't think it was them

Gets into last cubicle, disgusting from previous use Cleans the toilet so people don't think it was them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Creepy Guy asks to flush his urinal Just stands there and lets him do it

Creepy Guy asks to flush his urinal  Just stands there and lets him do it   Socially Awkward Penguin

is this the part where i say how you doin'?

is this the part where i say how you doin'?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Defeats bane of teenage life, the novice license. Lets it ride for 15 years

Defeats bane of teenage life, the novice license. Lets it ride for 15 years    Socially Awkward Penguin
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