Socially Awkward Penguin

"This is hazardpay" Hi I'm hazardpay

only know one person at a party Follows them around instead of socializing

only know one person at a party Follows them around instead of socializing   Socially Awkward Penguin

Falls on ice in front of cute girl "Haha, what a dumbass"

Falls on ice in front of cute girl

Wants to leave a social gathering makes pretend phone call while walking out the door

Wants to leave a social gathering makes pretend phone call while walking out the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pronounce your own name wrong in class Call yourself that name for the rest of the semester

Pronounce your own name wrong in class Call yourself that name for the rest of the semester  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidently bump persons chair in the movie theater with your knee Cant enjoy the rest of the movie thinking about how much they hate you

Accidently bump persons chair in the movie theater with your knee Cant enjoy the rest of the movie thinking about how much they hate you  Socially Awkward Penguin

wore my new sunglasses today! inside the house

wore my new sunglasses today! inside the house  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to get laid Talks about how mom wears vaginal condoms

Trying to get laid Talks about how mom wears vaginal condoms   Socially Awkward Penguin

someone says thanks i reply, mermelcome

someone says thanks  i reply, mermelcome  Socially Awkward Penguin

refuses to enter restaurant first to avoid interrogative interaction with hostess

refuses to enter restaurant first to avoid interrogative interaction with hostess  Socially Awkward Penguin
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