Socially Awkward Penguin

is 23 still panics before buying beer

is 23 still panics before buying beer  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into restroom to take dump sees feet in one stall, immediately washes hands and exits without taking said dump.

walks into restroom to take dump sees feet in one stall, immediately washes hands and exits without taking said dump.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start telling a story realise no one is listening

Start telling a story realise no one is listening  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes a girl on a first date to a sports bar watches sports the entire time

Takes a girl on a first date to a sports bar   watches sports the entire time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter says: Enjoy your meal! I respond: Thanks, you too!

Waiter says: Enjoy your meal! I respond: Thanks, you too!   Socially Awkward Penguin

someone stole my identity they gave it back

someone stole my identity they gave it back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't need to bring anything for class Takes backpack anyway to not look weird

Doesn't need to bring anything for class Takes backpack anyway to not look weird  Socially Awkward Penguin

watches motivational speech in class starts clapping at the end of the video

watches motivational speech in class starts clapping at the end of the video  Socially Awkward Penguin

emails an employer about the perfect job hits send before actually attaching resume

emails an employer about the perfect job hits send before actually attaching resume  Socially Awkward Penguin

make up odd mannerisms you have for conversation adopt those mannerisms out of guilt

make up odd mannerisms you have for conversation adopt those mannerisms out of guilt  Socially Awkward Penguin
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