Socially Awkward Penguin

"Here's your lottery ticket, good luck." You too

means to fuck shit accidentally shits fuck

means to fuck shit accidentally shits fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't reach for tissues sniffle loudly every 5 seconds

can't reach for tissues sniffle loudly every 5 seconds  Socially Awkward Penguin

teacher drawing name from popsicle stick jar if i think she'll call on me, she won't call on me

teacher drawing name from popsicle stick jar if i think she'll call on me, she won't call on me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Deletes all comments every 2 days deletes account every month Not sure if justifiably paranoid or just shy

Deletes all comments every 2 days deletes account every month  Not sure if justifiably paranoid or just shy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to go pee at a urinal Farts

Tries to go pee at a urinal   Farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Telling a joke Forgets the joke halfway through

Telling a joke Forgets the joke halfway through  Socially Awkward Penguin

Put seet down after peeing Put seat up after pooping

Put seet down after peeing Put seat up after pooping  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes sap post about talking to women repeats it himself 5 minutes later

Makes sap post about talking to women repeats it himself 5 minutes later  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees girl's new status is only a few seconds old Waits a minute to comment to avoid looking like stalker

Sees girl's new status is only a few seconds old Waits a minute to comment to avoid looking like stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin
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