Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives text waits 2 minutes to respond not to seem to eager

Receives text waits 2 minutes to respond not to seem to eager  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waves to "friend" passing in car doesn't wave back

Waves to

doesn't know how to tell him she wants a kiss goes for a handshake instead

doesn't know how to tell him she wants a kiss goes for a handshake instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

black guy asks if seat is taken responds with "nah"

black guy asks if seat is taken responds with

Ask girl if she wants to hang out Realizes she thought he meant as friends

Ask girl if she wants to hang out Realizes she thought he meant as friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uploads first post immediately creates new account

Uploads first post immediately creates new account  Socially Awkward Penguin

Self-Checkout line is closed Puts condoms back on shelf

Self-Checkout line is closed Puts condoms back on shelf  Socially Awkward Penguin

knows person well enough to say "hi" still just nods

knows person well enough to say

Takes quick and efficient showers so no one thinks im masturbating

Takes quick and efficient showers so no one thinks im masturbating  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shake cute girls hand Gets boner.

Shake cute girls hand Gets boner.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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