Socially Awkward Penguin

Would you like your receipt in the bag or with you? Yes please

Would you like your receipt in the bag or with you? Yes please    Socially Awkward Penguin

Signs up for the /r/Atlanta meet up Immediately panics about having to meet people in person and make small talk.

Signs up for the /r/Atlanta meet up Immediately panics about having to meet people in person and make small talk.   Socially Awkward Penguin

calls crush to talk "please don't pick up!"

calls crush to talk

Someone just showed up in Local Immediately logs off

Someone just showed up in Local  Immediately logs off   Socially Awkward Penguin

Wendy's Employee: "Enjoy your food." "You too."

Wendy's Employee:

Spend 45 minutes wandering around store looking for that thing you saw in the flyer. "Can I help you find something sir?" "No thanks, just browsing."

Spend 45 minutes wandering around store looking for that thing you saw in the flyer.

fail on creep blocking make it look like you never tried in the first place

fail on creep blocking make it look like you never tried in the first place  Socially Awkward Penguin

HAVE YOU DRANK ANYTHING TONIGHT ? "YES, WATER."

HAVE YOU DRANK ANYTHING TONIGHT ?

Thinks about eye contact during conversation genuinely frightened to meet gaze now

Thinks about eye contact during conversation genuinely frightened to meet gaze now  Socially Awkward Penguin

"you don't talk much, do you?" silence

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