Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss bumps into me with hot coffee, rips open shirt b/c it’s so hot, exposing my chest Boss just stares at my boobs

Boss bumps into me with hot coffee, rips open shirt b/c it’s so hot, exposing my chest Boss just stares at my boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin

enthralled by Jurassic park 3d throws own glasses into recycling bin designated for 3d glasses

enthralled by Jurassic park 3d throws own glasses into recycling bin designated for 3d glasses  Socially Awkward Penguin

girlfriend tells me to get on top while sex straddles her

girlfriend tells me to get on top while sex straddles her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at a bus stop Better stand at a safe distance so she doesn't think I'm weird

Cute girl at a bus stop   Better stand at a safe distance so she doesn't think I'm weird  Socially Awkward Penguin

Decides to start going to church On the day of a funeral

Decides to start going to church On the day of a funeral  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only urinal in bathroom taken pretend to have come in to wash hands

Only urinal in bathroom taken  pretend to have come in to wash hands   Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes picture of someone weird for reddit Adrenaline Rush

Takes picture of someone weird for reddit Adrenaline Rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally bump into a coffeetable "oops sorry"

accidentally bump into a coffeetable

comes home to everyone in family plus unexpected guests looks like i'm not going home

comes home to everyone in family plus unexpected guests looks like i'm not going home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Helps blind man on the subway directs him to the wrong train

Helps blind man on the subway   directs him to the wrong train  Socially Awkward Penguin
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