Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook aquaintance's birthday Too shy to post happy birthday publicly but don't know well enough to text privately

Facebook aquaintance's birthday Too shy to post happy birthday publicly but don't know well enough to text privately   Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls into driveway waits for people to pass by until getting out

Pulls into driveway waits for people to pass by until getting out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses self service checkout at store To avoid human interaction

Uses self service checkout at store  To avoid human interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears person in next stall wiping waits

Hears person in next stall wiping waits  Socially Awkward Penguin

Yell "Hey!" to a friend crossing the street realize you have nothing else to say once you have his attention

Yell

Using the stall in the men's bathroom. Still terrified he accidentally is in the woman's bathroom.

Using the stall in the men's bathroom. Still terrified he accidentally is in the woman's bathroom.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Close reddit New tab: www.reddit.com

Close reddit New tab: www.reddit.com  Socially Awkward Penguin

So the teams are Shirts vs. Skins? Oh God, please let me be on Shirts.

So the teams are
Shirts vs. Skins? Oh God, please let me be on Shirts.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asking you for a cigarette answer "no, thanks"

Someone asking you for a cigarette answer

is having a haircut pretends to be asleep to avoid chatting with the barber

is having a haircut  pretends to be asleep to avoid chatting with the barber  Socially Awkward Penguin
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