Socially Awkward Penguin

No one in men's room Uses stall anyways

No one in men's room  Uses stall anyways   Socially Awkward Penguin

Drunk girl asks if i want to lick her pussy "No thanks, vaginas are gross."

Drunk girl asks if i want to lick her pussy

reads book acts out every character's facial expression

reads book acts out every character's facial expression  Socially Awkward Penguin

Places order at driver thru speaker says "bye" before advancing to pick-up window

Places order at driver thru speaker says

"Hi, nice to meet you, what's your name?" "Thanks, you too"

You look like someone! Tori Black

You look like someone! Tori Black  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends all money On wallet

Spends all money On wallet   Socially Awkward Penguin

called poison control number, woman who answered had sexy voice hung up immediately

called poison control number, woman who answered had sexy voice  hung up immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

Musters the courage to make important phonecall *ring**ring* Please go to voicemail... "Hello"

Musters the courage to make important phonecall *ring**ring* Please go to voicemail...

oh ok i'll talk to you later, and I guess i'll see you on your next bathroom trip.

oh ok i'll talk to you later, and I guess i'll see you on your next bathroom trip.   Socially Awkward Penguin
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