Socially Awkward Penguin

see person you went to high school with at the store commence epic game of avoid the friend until they check out

see person you went to high school with at the store commence epic game of avoid the friend until they check out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Day dreaming during a conference call, sign off on autopilot with: "Ok, love you, bye...."

Day dreaming during a conference call, sign off on autopilot with:

Takes shit in handicap stall Guy in wheelchair waiting when exiting

Takes shit in handicap stall Guy in wheelchair waiting when exiting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress serves me my order and tells me to enjoy my meal Thanks, you too

Waitress serves me my order and tells me to  enjoy my meal Thanks, you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told pretty coworker she smelled nice "I just got back from soccer practice..."

Told pretty coworker she smelled nice

Get flustered by cute patient. Go to ask him to remove his glasses "Alright, for this next test I'll just get you to remove your pants."

Get flustered by cute patient. Go to ask him to remove his glasses

Gets invited to friend's new home Clogs the toilet and leaves without telling anyone

Gets invited to friend's new home Clogs the toilet and leaves without telling anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets in elevator with stranger both going to the 3rd floor accidentally presses 2nd floor, gets off 2nd floor

Gets in elevator with stranger both going to the  3rd floor accidentally presses 2nd floor, gets off 2nd floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

have huge girl ask me what song she should sing "FAT BOTTOM GIRLS"

have huge girl ask me what song she should sing

Orders food to go Eats in it his car in the restaurant parking lot.

Orders food to go Eats in it his car in the restaurant parking lot.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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