Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a perfectly normal conversation with a stranger in my own head

Has a perfectly normal conversation with a stranger in my own head  Socially Awkward Penguin

Third wheels says thank you

Third wheels says thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to change subject at dinner Original conversation continues

Tries to change subject at dinner Original conversation continues  Socially Awkward Penguin

My girfriend runs like this!

My girfriend runs like this!   Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends tries to introduce someone to me walks away as fast as possible

Friends tries to introduce someone to me walks away as fast as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin

Didn't catch his name Conversations forever start with "Hey, man"

Didn't catch his name Conversations forever start with

see another redditor taking nearly identical picture don't make eye contact, walk away, think of clever caption instead

see another redditor taking nearly identical picture don't make eye contact, walk away, think of clever caption instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgot about the smoking ban accidentally smoked in a bar you couldn't even smoke in before

Forgot about the smoking ban  accidentally smoked in a bar you couldn't even smoke in before  Socially Awkward Penguin

sit awkwardly in toilet cubicle so person in the next one can't identify your shoes

sit awkwardly in toilet cubicle  so person in the next one can't identify your shoes  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone wishes you a happy birthday at your own birthday party answer "happy birthday to you too"

someone wishes you a happy birthday at your own birthday party answer
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