Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally use winky face instead of smily face freaks out

Accidentally use winky face instead of smily face freaks out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts to advice animals Only comment is from qkme_transcriber

Posts to advice animals Only comment is from qkme_transcriber    Socially Awkward Penguin

Pimp tells him there are 2 girls working tonight, but only 1 available. So he can choose the available girl or wait. Available prostie is heaps ugly. FUCKS THE FUGLY PROSTIE. DOESN'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS.

Pimp tells him there are 2 girls working tonight, but only 1 available. So he can choose the available girl or wait. Available prostie is heaps ugly. FUCKS THE FUGLY PROSTIE. DOESN'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS.  Socially Awkward Penguin

toe starts to itch in class stomps on own foot as hard and as quitely as possible

toe starts to itch in class stomps on own foot as hard and as quitely as possible    Socially Awkward Penguin

Didn't hear where to turn in test waits for someone to finish to turn it in

Didn't hear where to turn in test waits for someone to finish to turn it in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "After you" Forgets to pull in foot and trips them

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Girl sends text with winking face at the end semi-chub

Girl sends text with winking face at the end semi-chub  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to stalk someone on Facebook Sends them a friend request by accident

Tries to stalk someone on Facebook  Sends them a friend request by accident   Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts talking to hired maintenance workers "With all you guys around here, I sort of feel like a plantation owner!"

Starts talking to hired maintenance workers

HOT TELLER AT BANK FLIRTS WHOLE TIME AND SAYS THANKS FOR BANKING with chase you too!

HOT TELLER AT BANK FLIRTS WHOLE TIME AND SAYS THANKS FOR BANKING with chase you too!  Socially Awkward Penguin
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