Socially Awkward Penguin

Call friend's house, friend picks up think its friend's mom and engage in awkward conversation about the weather

Call friend's house, friend picks up think its friend's mom and engage in awkward conversation about the weather   Socially Awkward Penguin

Work colleague accidently spits on your food whilst talking Pretend not to notice and carry on eating

Work colleague accidently spits on your food whilst talking Pretend not to notice and carry on eating  Socially Awkward Penguin

slows down in front of automatic doors for fear they wont open

slows down in front of automatic doors for fear they wont open  Socially Awkward Penguin

My roommate accidentally stole a pair of my shorts like 3 years ago. I said nothing. Yesterday, he texted me, "Are you home?" I said, "No." He texted, "Can you check the white Nike shorts (my shorts) in my room to see what size they are? I found a similar

My roommate accidentally stole a pair of my shorts like 3 years ago. I said nothing. Yesterday, he texted me,

McDonald's forgot fries Drive across the street to buy them at burger king

McDonald's forgot fries Drive across the street to buy them at burger king  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laugh so loud at something that wasn't that funny You still hear your echo

Laugh so loud at something that wasn't that funny You still hear your echo  Socially Awkward Penguin

says something awkward in front of everyone and gets embarrassed says "oh my god... i'm a socially awkward penguin..."

says something awkward in front of everyone and gets embarrassed says

Knows thousands of comebacks Replies: Shut up!

Knows thousands of comebacks   Replies: 
Shut up!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says she wants my dick Far, far away from her

Says she wants my dick Far, far away from her  Socially Awkward Penguin

widens an open door so girl can enter accidentally grab her hair

widens an open door so girl can enter accidentally grab her hair  Socially Awkward Penguin
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