Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty Girl in class asks for help first thing I say is "i love you."

Pretty Girl in class asks for help first thing I say is

Sends kissy face to a girl in text gets boner

Sends kissy face to a girl in text gets boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eye contact with EX in coffee shop walked out, went to different coffee shop

Eye contact with EX in coffee shop walked out, went to different coffee shop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally hits cash back button gets $20 to avoid talking to cashier

Accidentally hits cash back button gets $20 to avoid talking to cashier  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sends text again She replies, "I read your text the first time."

Sends text again She replies,

walks by charity donations without saying anything apologizes in head for hours

walks by charity donations without saying anything apologizes in head for hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

hears housekeeping enter the room purposely splash around so they know to leave

hears housekeeping enter the room purposely splash around so they know to leave   Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally sums up courage to attempt to ask cute girl out outside of work "Hello, would you like to buy a Ross giftcard?"

Finally sums up courage to attempt to ask cute girl out outside of work

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl laughs because the situation would make a good reddit post Ends up staring at boobs instead

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl laughs because the situation would make a good reddit post Ends up staring at boobs instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too cheap to pay for eCard. Makes Quick Meme. Merry Christmas!

Too cheap to pay for eCard. Makes Quick Meme.
Merry Christmas!  Socially Awkward Penguin
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