Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone standing behind you while drinking from the water fountain Leave without finishing

Someone standing behind you while drinking from the water fountain Leave without finishing   Socially Awkward Penguin

"You'll get sick of that song if you make it your ringtone." The joke's on you, nobody ever calls me.

bathroom door is shut at someone else's house wait for 30 minutes before you realize no one's in there so you could've just knocked instead of looking like an idiot the whole time

bathroom door is shut at someone else's house wait for 30 minutes before you realize no one's in there so you could've just knocked instead of looking like an idiot the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin

"this isn't my floor" Get out anyway

Inside joke as profile pic Changes pic before adding cute girl

Inside joke as profile pic Changes pic before adding cute girl  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want to introduce reddit to mom don't want her to innocently click on [NSFW]

Want to introduce reddit to mom don't want her to innocently click on [NSFW]  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got 1st place in a contest feels bad for others not winning

Got 1st place in a contest feels bad for others not winning  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laundry today or naked tomorrow

Laundry today or naked tomorrow  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say you're down for getting drunk Drink one beer

Say you're down for getting drunk Drink one beer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ice cream social FU#% THAT!

Ice cream social FU#% THAT!  Socially Awkward Penguin
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