Socially Awkward Penguin

waitress at restaurant I eat at every week tells me I'm cute never go back to eat there again

waitress at restaurant I eat at every week tells me I'm cute never go back to eat there again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fall asleep during class fart in sleep, and wake up to everyone staring and laughing

Fall asleep during class fart in sleep, and wake up to everyone staring and laughing   Socially Awkward Penguin

interviews at awesome startup Takes 5 minutes to realize foot is resting on founder's foot under the table.

interviews at awesome startup Takes 5 minutes to realize foot is resting on founder's foot under the table.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit next to redditor on train Avoid any interaction or eye contact for 2 hours

Sit next to redditor on train  Avoid any interaction or
eye contact for 2 hours   Socially Awkward Penguin

Explains socialy awkward penguin to a friend via text misspells pangwin

Explains socialy awkward penguin to a friend via text misspells pangwin  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally downvote a post better upvote it for good measure

Accidentally downvote a post better upvote it for good measure  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plan on starting a phone conversation with "Hi. Am i talking to ... ?" Receiver starts with "Hello this is ... speaking."

Plan on starting a phone conversation with

Cashier: Sir you gave me an extra 5 dollarsfor the pizza Me: Sorry

Cashier: Sir you gave me an extra 5 dollarsfor the pizza Me: Sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to say I'm not going to watch the hot girl, and I'm going to watch you "I'm not going to watch you"

Trying to say I'm not going to watch the hot girl, and I'm going to watch you

I say hello how are you, she replies Im good how about you I reply good how are you

I say hello how are you, she replies Im good how about you I reply good how are you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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