Socially Awkward Penguin

fart at your jewish friend's house "Man that is a deadly gas"

fart at your jewish
 friend's house

Steam game crashes for 3rd time Wait 30min to start it again to not disturb friends with the notification.

Steam game crashes for 3rd time Wait 30min to start it again to not disturb friends with the notification.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute hostess tries to make small talk about book I'm reading can't even say the name of the book

Cute hostess tries to make small talk about book I'm reading can't even say the name of the book  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone "likes" a comment about what I'm going to do tomorrow feel obligated to do it

someone

"Thanks for remembering our daughter in such a positive light" "Suzie was a really special girl"

"Sometimes I just can't count" "Maybe I'm dyslexic or something"

Holds door open for cute co-worker and she says "thank you" "your problem"

Holds door open for cute co-worker and she says

Texts girl Waits til 12:37 pm because 12:30 seems planned

Texts girl   Waits til 12:37 pm because 12:30 seems planned   Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip don't trip don't trip don't trip Don't trip Don't trip Don't trip don't trip don't trip don't trip

Don't trip  Don't trip Don't trip don't trip don't trip don't trip Don't trip  Don't trip Don't trip don't trip don't trip don't trip   Socially Awkward Penguin

SEES YOU WALKING TOWARDS HIM ON THE SAME SIDEWALK POLITELY MOVES TO THE OTHER SIDE TO AVOID HUMAN INTERACTION

SEES YOU WALKING TOWARDS HIM ON THE SAME SIDEWALK POLITELY MOVES TO THE OTHER SIDE TO AVOID HUMAN INTERACTION  Socially Awkward Penguin
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