Socially Awkward Penguin

try to squeeze past someone instead of asking them to move End up knocking over a display

try to squeeze past someone instead of asking them to move End up knocking over a display  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets pulled over for speeding, next door neighbor sees. Moves

Gets pulled over for speeding, next door neighbor sees. Moves  Socially Awkward Penguin

see a cop can't stop staring at his gun

see a cop can't stop staring at his gun  Socially Awkward Penguin

hear name during attendance check facebook relationship status

hear name during attendance check facebook relationship status   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Dude, I finally figured out how to do this! " Can't do it anymore

Being served by cute girl at cash register accidentally drop ratty, 3yo back-up condom from wallet when paying

Being served by cute girl 
at cash register  accidentally drop ratty, 3yo back-up
condom from wallet when paying    Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't tell if friendzone asks

Can't tell if friendzone   asks   Socially Awkward Penguin

"It was good to see you but I'd better let you go". Yes

Can travel from dorm room to professor's office in less than 2 minutes Never attends office hours

Can travel from  dorm room to professor's office in less than 2 minutes Never attends office hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends over 3 minutes in public Bathroom Everyone at coffeeshop knows I just pooped

Spends over 3 minutes in public Bathroom Everyone at coffeeshop knows I just pooped  Socially Awkward Penguin
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