Socially Awkward Penguin

Congratulations on your Oscar "Thanks you too.."

Congratulations on your Oscar

Walk up to 3rd floor in Fine Arts building Do everything in your power to not appear to be having a heart attack

Walk up to 3rd floor in Fine Arts building  Do everything in your power to not appear to be having a heart attack   Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys groceries in the middle of the night in order to avoid all the customers

Buys groceries in the middle of the night  in order to avoid all the customers   Socially Awkward Penguin

Wonders if the cute girl has a boyfriend Assumes so and never makes a move

Wonders if the cute girl has a boyfriend Assumes so and never makes a move  Socially Awkward Penguin

"bye!" "you too"

Say something embarrassing in public in the quietest moment possible

Say something embarrassing in public   in the quietest moment possible  Socially Awkward Penguin

"have a nice stay" "you too!"

mom asks about rug stains next to bed 'I spilled a snapple'

mom asks about rug stains next to bed 'I spilled a snapple'  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't start a conversation can't end a conversation

can't start a conversation can't end a conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Oh hey lindsey Its lauren

Oh hey lindsey   Its lauren   Socially Awkward Penguin
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