Socially Awkward Penguin

3 hour flight in the middle seat hot girls on both sides

3 hour flight in the middle seat hot girls on both sides  Socially Awkward Penguin

give presents to underprivileged african children can't talk to black people

give presents to underprivileged african children can't talk to black people  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes joke in class Looks around to see who laughed

Makes joke in class Looks around to see who laughed  Socially Awkward Penguin

desperately wants human company desperately hates human company

desperately wants human company desperately hates human company  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into parent's room, notices open Astroglide on side table proceeds to plank at the end of the bed

Walks into parent's room, notices open Astroglide on side table proceeds to plank at the end of the bed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jewish friend wishes you a Merry Christmas "You too"

Jewish friend wishes you a Merry Christmas

invite lactose intolerant person to party order pizza anyway

invite lactose intolerant person to party order pizza anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

German lecturer talks about Second World War avoid eye contact

German lecturer talks about Second World War avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person waves at you. Wave back. Realize theyre waving at the person behind you; casually try to turn wave into a stretch.

Person waves at you. Wave back. Realize theyre waving at the person behind you; casually try to turn wave into a stretch.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees floormates in college dining hall sits on other side of building

Sees floormates in college dining hall sits on other side of building  Socially Awkward Penguin
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