Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to ask teacher a question wait until end of class

Need to ask teacher a question wait until end of class  Socially Awkward Penguin

got off on wrong floor of the elevator doesn't get back on

got off on wrong floor of the elevator doesn't get back on  Socially Awkward Penguin

See an acquaintance on the subway CHANGE TRAIN CARS TO AVOID CONVERSATION

See an acquaintance on the subway CHANGE TRAIN CARS TO AVOID CONVERSATION  Socially Awkward Penguin

Supposed to be with ski team in next room over Sit quietly in the back until the girls soccer team meeting is over

Supposed to be with ski team in next room over Sit quietly in the back until the girls soccer team meeting is over  Socially Awkward Penguin

claps for the end of a song at a concert ends up being just a quiet verse

claps for the end of a song at a concert ends up being just a quiet verse  Socially Awkward Penguin

pushes instead of pulling and vice versa immediate loss of dignity

pushes instead of pulling and vice versa immediate loss 
of dignity  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk outside and neighbor says "Hey Neighbor!" Walk back inside

Walk outside and neighbor says

my turn to fuck my wife she lays there lifeless

my turn to fuck my wife she lays there lifeless  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get hot girl's digits. Txt friend to brag. Send txt to hot girl by accident.

Get hot girl's digits. 
Txt friend to brag. Send txt to hot girl 
by accident.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Chris Howell LOves his cookies

Chris Howell  LOves his cookies  Socially Awkward Penguin
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