Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask children their opinion on ugly shoes in an effort to get pushy shoe clerk to shut up. Children love ugly shoes. Spend $100 on two pairs of ugly shoes.

Ask children their opinion on ugly shoes in an effort to get pushy shoe clerk to shut up.  Children love ugly shoes.   Spend $100 on two pairs of ugly shoes.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook status update Comment it twice

Facebook status update Comment it  twice  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to party and use the bathroom Piss in the sink so no one outside can hear you

Go to party and use the bathroom Piss in the sink so no one outside can hear you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say goodbye walk down the hall in the same direction

Say goodbye  walk down the hall in the same direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

play truth or dare with girls only pick truth

play truth or dare with girls only pick truth  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't want to add old high school friend on FaceBook deletes own account instead

Doesn't want to add old high school friend on FaceBook deletes own account instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally get first kiss burp in her mouth

Finally get first kiss burp in her mouth  Socially Awkward Penguin

hold the door for a pretty lady 8000 PEOPLE BEHIND her

hold the door for a pretty lady 8000 PEOPLE BEHIND her  Socially Awkward Penguin

School Ends So does human contact

School Ends So does human contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend starts playing shitty music from their ipod in your car curses self for not hiding the adapter in the glove compartment

Friend starts playing shitty music from their ipod in your car curses self for not hiding the adapter in the glove compartment  Socially Awkward Penguin
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