Socially Awkward Penguin

Hungry...gets offered food No thank's, not hungry

Hungry...gets offered food No thank's, not hungry  Socially Awkward Penguin

reading felix, get to the centrefold quickly turn page so people don't think you're a perv

reading felix, get to the centrefold quickly turn page so people don't think you're a perv  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally gets invited to a party forgets it's halloween

finally gets invited to a party   forgets it's halloween  Socially Awkward Penguin

World Ends Today Girlfriend still wont fuck me

World Ends Today Girlfriend still wont fuck me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Deliver a courtesy phrase in perfect spanish don't understand a single word of long reply because don't really speak the language

Deliver a courtesy phrase in perfect spanish don't understand a single word of long reply because don't really speak the language  Socially Awkward Penguin

In the tub, practicing my voice and sounding like a crazy person when mom walks into the room without me noticing DEAD. FUCKING. SILENCE.

In the tub, practicing my voice and sounding like a crazy person when mom walks into the room without me noticing DEAD. FUCKING. SILENCE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone downvotes SAP submission I'm a freak

Someone downvotes SAP submission I'm a freak  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has coupon doesn't use it

Has coupon doesn't use it  Socially Awkward Penguin

pencil falls off desk and bounces out of reach stare at chalkboard

pencil falls off desk and bounces out of reach stare at chalkboard  Socially Awkward Penguin

at least 1 person at every table at golden bear cafe cesar chavez patio

at least 1 person at every table at golden bear cafe cesar chavez patio  Socially Awkward Penguin
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