Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't want to talk to roommates checks their facebook updates and check-ins to see if they're at home

doesn't want to talk to roommates checks their facebook updates and check-ins to see if they're at home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Home alone when someone knocks on front door nobodies home

Home alone when someone knocks on front door nobodies home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Invite somebody to gchat and they accept NEVER GCHAT THEM

Invite somebody to gchat 
and they accept NEVER GCHAT THEM  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hairdresser: "Temperature ok?" (cold as ice) Yes

Hairdresser:

Excited to show off new girlfriend to coworkers at party. Doesn't introduce her to anyone

Excited to show off new girlfriend to coworkers at party. Doesn't introduce her to anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

facebook stalk crush by looking at pictures of her on mutual friend's profile to avoid suspicion

facebook stalk crush by looking at pictures of her on mutual friend's profile to avoid suspicion  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gives cashier email address Goes home and unsubscribes from it

Gives cashier email address Goes home and unsubscribes from it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Nonchalantly recommend new series while in fact being extremely enthusiastic Get title wrong

Nonchalantly recommend new series while in fact being extremely enthusiastic Get title wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends the night at relative's house. Doesn't understand their fancy shower. Doesn't ask. Just takes freezing cold shower.

Spends the night at relative's house.  Doesn't understand their fancy shower. Doesn't ask.  Just takes freezing cold shower.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sombody walks into the bathroom when you're in the stall Be completely still until they leave

Sombody walks into the bathroom when you're in the stall Be completely still until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
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