Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys high end gaming headset doesn't talk because he thinks people will not like his voice

Buys high end gaming headset doesn't talk because he thinks people will not like his voice  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dad's girlfriend said "I love you" to me before she said it to him.

Dad's girlfriend said

Have a sex dream about one of my professors Incapable of ever making eye contact with her again

Have a sex dream about one of my professors Incapable of ever making eye contact with her again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got Pizza delivered Was on the toilet when it got here

Got Pizza delivered Was on the toilet when it got here  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You got contacts?" "They look great"

buys Kleenex while shopping for the sole purpose of jerking off into them sniffle while in the store so nobody suspects a thing

buys  Kleenex while shopping for the sole purpose of jerking off into them sniffle while in the store so nobody suspects a thing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey, I got a text message! ESPN Alert

Hey, I got a text message! ESPN Alert  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finished with final don't want to be the first to bring it up so it doesn't look loke I half-assed it

Finished with final don't want to be the first to bring it up so it doesn't look loke I half-assed it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't decide between two memes Uses phrasing of one on picture of the other

Can't decide between two memes Uses phrasing of one on picture of the other  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally works up the nerve to talk to the really hot girl at work... Runs away when she smiles and says 'hi'

Finally works up the nerve to talk to the really hot girl at work... Runs away  when she smiles and says 'hi'  Socially Awkward Penguin
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