Socially Awkward Penguin

Purposefully sit next to cute girl in class Tweet about it

Purposefully sit next to cute girl in class Tweet about it    Socially Awkward Penguin

in Subway: "Will that be a six-inch or foot-long?" "Six-foot please."

in Subway:

singing in car at a red light starts to hum when car pulls up next to you

singing in car at a red light starts to hum when car pulls up next to you    Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to boyfriend on facebook has to google everything he says

Talking to boyfriend on facebook has to google everything he says  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows about Birthday party planned by Evil plotting Raccoon Stress and anxiety level 9000

Knows about Birthday party planned by Evil plotting Raccoon Stress and anxiety level 9000  Socially Awkward Penguin

comment on reddit post spend next hour in fear of comment on my comment

comment on reddit post spend next hour in fear of comment on my comment  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets nervous when calling a customer service hotline

Gets nervous when calling a customer service hotline  Socially Awkward Penguin

Passing runner waves turned it into a high five

Passing runner waves turned it into a high five    Socially Awkward Penguin

"i dont think i've met you yet" she said "i dont think i've met you either" i said

girl shows her sorority sisters pictures of her new boy knows exactly which obscure facebook album has the hottest pics of him

girl shows her sorority sisters  pictures of her new boy knows exactly which obscure facebook   album has  the hottest pics of him  Socially Awkward Penguin
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