Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a good flight" from airport barista You too

Steps on dogs paw apologizes

Steps on dogs paw apologizes    Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgot sunglasses on a sunny day. walks around looking at the pavement.

Forgot sunglasses on a sunny day. walks around looking at the pavement.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you today, sir?" Yeah

Attempt to push up my sleeve... Hand slips, punch myself in the boob.

Attempt to push up my sleeve... Hand slips, punch myself in the boob.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Happy birthday grandson!" Happy birthday to you as well

Me - "Hey, how's it goin'?" Them - "Good, how are you?" Me - "Good, how are you?"

Me -

finally works up nerve to message a girl on a dating site she deletes her account

finally works up nerve to message a girl on a dating site she deletes her account  Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts in office right before coworker comes in

Farts in office right before coworker comes in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to say "sorry" and "it's my fault" to customer "It's my fart."

Tries to say
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