Socially Awkward Penguin

gets Happy Birthday text from girl he's had a crush on Says thanks and doesn't bother to correct the fact that its actually tomorrow

gets Happy Birthday text from girl he's had a crush on Says thanks and doesn't bother to correct the fact that its actually tomorrow  Socially Awkward Penguin

Woman and coworkers block hallway with newborn baby Pretend to be interested in baby until crowd moves

Woman and coworkers block hallway with newborn baby Pretend to be interested in baby until crowd moves   Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks Jewish Girl to prom by baking her a cake passover.

Asks Jewish Girl to prom by baking her a cake passover.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Automatic Door doesn't Open Walk back and forth until someone else triggers it

Automatic Door doesn't Open Walk back and forth until someone else triggers it  Socially Awkward Penguin

STARTS TALKING NO ONE LISTENS FINISH SENTENCE WITH HABSNAFERY

STARTS TALKING NO ONE LISTENS FINISH SENTENCE WITH HABSNAFERY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listening to headphones in library Thinks everyone on the floor can hear the inside of your mouth

Listening to headphones in library Thinks everyone on the floor can hear the inside of your mouth  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gives flattering comment to someone on /gonewild/ Regrets and afraid of the other girls from /gw/ getting sad

Gives flattering comment to someone on /gonewild/ Regrets and afraid of the other girls from /gw/ getting sad  Socially Awkward Penguin

about to lose virginity nervous farts

about to lose virginity nervous farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Submits a post to reddit has a panic attack

Submits a post to reddit has a panic attack  Socially Awkward Penguin

Approached by girl at bar: "Are you a good fucker?" "Well, I have huge balls"

Approached by girl at bar:
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