Socially Awkward Penguin

gets on fb to see if anyone wants to go out stays on fb all night

gets on fb to see if anyone wants to go out stays on fb all night  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, what's up?" "good, how about you?"

riding on bus. Back doors don't open... didn't want to get off there anyway.

riding on bus.  Back doors don't open... didn't want to get off there anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

At faculty dinner when hot professor says name Thanks professor for remembering name

At faculty dinner when hot professor says name Thanks professor for remembering name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts to have feelings for female friend She gets a boyfriend

Starts to have feelings for female friend She gets a boyfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't draw any attention to condoms in your room Knock them over in front of your crush

Don't draw any attention to condoms in your room Knock them over in front of your crush  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone on campus wearing shirt you own never wear it again

See someone on campus wearing shirt you own never wear it again  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl takes my hat at party she wants my dick

girl takes my hat at party she wants my dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

get message from girl you like can't reply, too nervous

get message from girl you like can't reply, too nervous  Socially Awkward Penguin

"For assistance with changing rooms, please ask employee" I guess i'll just buy it

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