Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes To NYC Finds coffee shop with internet to browse reddit instead of going to times square

Goes To NYC   Finds coffee shop with internet to browse reddit instead of going to times square  Socially Awkward Penguin

Oil stain on crotch Walks around all day with hands on junk

Oil stain on crotch  Walks around all day with hands on junk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks new neighbor if they're having a yard sale. No.

Asks new neighbor if they're having a yard sale.   No.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Have a nice day, Come again soon Thanks, you too

Have a nice day, Come again soon Thanks, you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get asked simple question ramble on for half an hour

Get asked simple question  ramble on for half an hour  Socially Awkward Penguin

birthday is coming up makes birthday private on facebook

birthday is coming up makes birthday private on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

boss walks by Pretend to be working too hard to notice him

boss walks by Pretend to be working too hard to notice him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't decide whether to say 'man' or 'buddy' to new co-worker comes out 'muddy'

Can't decide whether to say 'man' or 'buddy' to new co-worker comes out 'muddy'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize it's night in the middle of saying "day" "Have a nice date!"

Realize it's night in the middle of saying

not sure if in tune with others anxiety over own coolness or just a loser

not sure if in tune with others anxiety over own coolness or just a loser  Socially Awkward Penguin
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