Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't eat before date due to nerves develop hunger farts during date

Don't eat before date due to nerves develop hunger farts during date  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flexes in locker room to look buff dude! you're abs are ripped, flex!

Flexes in locker room to look buff dude! you're abs are ripped, flex!  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you know walking to class Start walking slower to avoid having to talk to them

See someone you know
walking to class Start walking slower to
 avoid having to talk to them  Socially Awkward Penguin

waitress brings wrong food just eats it instead of saying anything

waitress brings wrong food just eats it instead of saying anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Eid mubarak" "al baraka fil jamee3"

saying goodbye to someone i've known for years it was nice to finally meet you

saying goodbye to someone i've known for years   it was nice to finally meet you  Socially Awkward Penguin

no self checkout at grocery store leaves

no self checkout at grocery store leaves    Socially Awkward Penguin

smokes everyone out because I can't say "no"

smokes everyone out because I can't say

Instantly avert eyes Right as they smile at you

Instantly avert eyes   Right as they smile at you   Socially Awkward Penguin

balls start to itch decides to fight the urge instead of scratching

balls start to itch decides to fight the urge instead of scratching  Socially Awkward Penguin
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