Socially Awkward Penguin

If you don't have anything nice to wear then don't wear anything at all

If you don't have anything nice to wear then don't wear anything at all  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the bathroom while talking to a friend on the phone pee shy

goes to the bathroom while talking to a friend on the phone pee shy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls about the morning stocker position "I'm interested in the morning stalker position"

Calls about the morning stocker position

leaves a voicemail after re-recording 15 times

leaves a voicemail after re-recording 15 times  Socially Awkward Penguin

super excited to see colin play tennents vital let him know through internet meme

super excited to see colin play tennents vital let him know through internet meme  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell hilarious story to friend about something that happened to you forgot they were there when it happened

Tell hilarious story to friend about something that happened to you forgot they were there when it happened  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts links from reddit on my wall Acts like i haven't already read them

Posts links from reddit on my wall Acts like i haven't already read them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Area around office sink is soaking wet Clean it up so the next person won't think you're the slob

Area around office sink is soaking wet Clean it up so the next person won't think you're the slob  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dog falls asleep on top of covers before you get into bed i guess i can live one night without covers

Dog falls asleep on top of covers before you get into bed i guess i can live one night without covers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone rings downstairs Fuck my penguin feet!

Phone rings downstairs Fuck my penguin feet!
  Socially Awkward Penguin
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