Socially Awkward Penguin

Is this for here or to go? Chicken

Is this for here or to go? Chicken  Socially Awkward Penguin

the only free seat is next to a cute girl better ride another bus

the only free seat is next to a cute girl better ride another bus
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor asks "do you feel alright because you look sick" in front of whole class Felt fine until everyone was staring at me

Professor asks

Concludes important business call... Says "Your Welcome" before they say Thank you.

Concludes important business call... Says

share link to gourmet jello shots in text phone auto-corrects to jello shits

share link to gourmet jello shots in text phone auto-corrects to jello shits  Socially Awkward Penguin

Misreads: "I'm bad with titles." Sees: "I'm bad with titties." Thinks: "Yeah, me too."

Misreads:

dives 30 days into comment history to confirm sex of Redditor just so I know whether to use mr or miss

dives 30 days into comment history to confirm sex of Redditor just so I know whether to use mr or miss  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like to buy some Girl Scouts cookies?" "Sorry, I don't have any cash." (As several bills fall out of your pocket while reaching for your keys.)

Can't hear someone I'm with so I just nod and say yes. I agreed to go on the today show dressed as a pirate.

Can't hear someone I'm with so I just nod and say yes. I agreed to go on the today show dressed as a pirate.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sister's friends at the table with all the BBQ food "I guess I don't need to eat today"

Sister's friends at the table with all the BBQ food
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