Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to say thanks and thank you at the same time "Thanks you"

tries to say thanks and thank you at the same time

Holds door open for cute girl in stairwell Girl goes up another flight of stairs and looks at you funny

Holds door open for cute girl in stairwell Girl goes up another flight of stairs and looks at you funny  Socially Awkward Penguin

i was in an elevator with 8 guys on campus. one girl enters from a different floor. as soon as the door closes, one of the guys yells get her!

i was in an elevator with 8 guys on campus. one girl enters from a different floor. as soon as the door closes, one of the guys yells get her!   Socially Awkward Penguin

You notice you took forever to respond She is going to think I don't care about her

You notice you took forever to respond She is going to think I don't care about her  Socially Awkward Penguin

get turned down for a date ok, sorry

get turned down for a date ok, sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

My friend was in the hospital for major burns on his face. They were watching Batman with Two Face in the movie.

My friend was in the hospital for major burns on his face. They were watching Batman with Two Face in the movie.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't make any effort to listen to others when they go to the toilet assumes everyone in earshot is listening when he goes to the toilet

Doesn't make any effort to listen to others when they go to the toilet assumes everyone in earshot is listening when he goes to the toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for someone 20 feet away they go a different direction

Holds door open for someone 20 feet away they go a different direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

skinny white boy that smokes newports gets racist comments from white and black people

skinny white boy that smokes newports gets racist comments from white and black people  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking out of a shop without buying anything Try an act casual so nobody suspects that you're a theif

Walking out of a shop without buying anything Try an act casual so nobody suspects that you're a theif  Socially Awkward Penguin
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