Socially Awkward Penguin

Listen to ipod on bus turn down volume so person beside you can't hear

Listen to ipod on bus turn down volume so person beside you can't hear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pizza place doesn't have online ordering starve

Pizza place doesn't have online ordering  starve   Socially Awkward Penguin

shave balls with shaver friend asks if he can borrow your shaver

shave balls with shaver friend asks if he can borrow your shaver  Socially Awkward Penguin

Give girl you like a hug asks why your crotch is wet

Give girl you like a hug asks why your crotch is wet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wait, is that a polar bear over there? never mind, I am Lost

Wait, is that a polar bear over there? never mind, I am Lost   Socially Awkward Penguin

Coughs,sneezes,farts,shits At same time

Coughs,sneezes,farts,shits At same time  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to wave to friends hits hand on wall... breaks pinky

tries to wave to friends hits hand on wall... breaks pinky  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl walking towards you looks at you and smiles pretend to see something interesting on the ground

cute girl walking towards you looks at you and smiles pretend to see something interesting on the ground  Socially Awkward Penguin

upvoting makes it seem like you like the content downvoting makes you seem like an asshole

upvoting makes it seem like you like the content downvoting makes you seem like an asshole  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees this on a ton of top posts just wants to join the club

Sees this on a ton of top posts just wants to join the club  Socially Awkward Penguin
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