Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend tells you her brother has mild autism "Not Caliente Autism?"

Friend tells you her brother has mild autism

I don't always leave my apartment But when I do, there's somebody in the hallway every single time.

I don't always leave
my apartment But when I do, there's somebody in the hallway every single time.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Banter with cute waitress at lunch She probably has a boyfriend

Banter with cute waitress at lunch She probably has a boyfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask Waiter what they recommend feel obligated to order it

Ask Waiter what they recommend feel obligated to order it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook friend count goes from 201 to 199 feel embarrassed and delete account for 6 months

Facebook friend count goes from 201 to 199 feel embarrassed and delete account for 6 months  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell off younger kid for sitting in your seat sit somewhere else

Tell off younger kid for sitting in your seat sit somewhere else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody mispronounces your name whatever

Somebody mispronounces your name whatever  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked for embarrassing advice in /r/relationships, resulting in humiliating and incriminating responses in my inbox.. too much karma to delete my account.

Asked for embarrassing advice in /r/relationships, resulting in humiliating and incriminating responses in my inbox.. too much karma to delete my account.  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone using the washroom hand dryer Continues washing hands needlessly

someone using the washroom hand dryer Continues washing hands needlessly  Socially Awkward Penguin

female friend shows a hot picture "you look kinda slutty in that one"

female friend shows a hot picture
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