Socially Awkward Penguin

Theatre 15 is to your left. Enjoy your movie Thanks, you too.

Theatre 15 is to your left.  Enjoy your movie Thanks, you too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Call at 9:12 so it doesn't look like I waited till 9 to call

Call at 9:12 so it doesn't look like I waited till 9 to call    Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the doctor for a physical penis decides to look like a turtle trying to crawl back into its shell

goes to the doctor for a physical penis decides to look like a turtle trying to crawl back into its shell  Socially Awkward Penguin

too nervous to look pretty girl in the eyes stares at her boobs the entire conversation.

too nervous to look pretty girl in the eyes stares at her boobs the entire conversation.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Chatting with cute girl "You're not that fat"

Chatting with cute girl

Bumps into table "Sorry"

Bumps into table

someone walks by while smoking a cigarette hold breath until they're gone, almost pass out.

someone walks by while smoking a cigarette hold breath until they're gone, almost pass out.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking faster than the person ahead of you deliberately make noise to let them know you arent trying to sneak up on them

Walking faster than the person ahead of you deliberately make noise to let them know you arent trying to sneak up on them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to ask professor a question Other students might think I'm stupid

Wants to ask professor a question Other students might think I'm stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

Recieves a call from someone who has the wrong number Gets embarrassed

Recieves a call from someone who has the wrong number Gets embarrassed  Socially Awkward Penguin
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