Socially Awkward Penguin

Done crapping at work and someone else comes into restroom waits until person leaves before exiting stall

Done crapping at work and someone else comes into restroom waits until person leaves before exiting stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance

Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally find spot in conversation to start telling funny stor... "ALRRIIGHT SO WHAT CAN I GET YOU GUYS FOR DINNER?"

Finally find spot in conversation to start telling funny stor...

Start every conversation with "so yeah..."

Start every conversation with

Meets girl Immediately starts thinking about her as his valentine

Meets girl Immediately starts thinking about her as his valentine  Socially Awkward Penguin

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phone goes off during exam FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to store to use gift card, focuses on not saying anything stupid to the cashier Forgets to use gift card.

Goes to store to use gift card, focuses on not saying anything stupid to the cashier Forgets to use gift card.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gate guard says "Drive Safe." You too!!

Gate guard says

Goes on Vacation Doesn't shit for a week

Goes on Vacation Doesn't shit for a week  Socially Awkward Penguin

leaves party women start touching their tits

leaves party women start touching their tits  Socially Awkward Penguin
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