Socially Awkward Penguin

Theater worker tells me "Enjoy the movie!" "Thanks. You too."

Theater worker tells me

Makes plans two weeks in advance To borrow stapler from neighbour

Makes plans two weeks in advance To borrow stapler from neighbour  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realises bathroom door has no lock convinces body that crapping isn't necessary

Realises bathroom door has no lock convinces body that crapping isn't necessary  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told to call someone at 5:50 calls at 5:51 to seem nonchalant

Told to call someone at 5:50 calls at 5:51 to seem nonchalant  Socially Awkward Penguin

Customer says "thank you" "You too"

Customer says

Oh my god i love you! what? what did i do?

Oh my god i love you! what? what did i do?  Socially Awkward Penguin

employee at uhaul says "have a good move" you too

employee at uhaul says

Notice cashier is an old acquaintance Never goes to the Store again

Notice cashier is an old acquaintance   Never goes to the Store again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets to meet university president through student life event "hi President McCormick!"

Gets to meet university president through student life event

Shadowboxes Uppercuts Self in The Forehead

Shadowboxes Uppercuts Self in The Forehead  Socially Awkward Penguin
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